Boys and girls of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our town of Halloween
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Pumpkins scream in the dead of night
This is Halloween, everybody make a scene
Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright
It's our town, everybody scream
In this town of Halloween
I am the one hiding under your bed
Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red
I am the one hiding under yours stairs
Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
In this town, don't we love it now?
Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Round that corner, man hiding in the trash cam
Something's waiting no to pounce, and how you'll...
Scream! This is Halloween
Red 'n' black, slimy green
Aren't you scared?
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
Take a chance and roll the dice
Ride with the moon in the dead of night
Everybody scream, everbody scream
In our town of Halloween!
I am the clown with the tear-away face
Here in a flash and gone without a trace
I am the "who" when you call, "who's there?"
I am the wind blowing through your hair
I am the shadow on the moon at night
Filling your dreams to the brim with fright
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Halloween! Halloween!
Tender lumplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a good scare
That's our job, but we're not mean
In our town of Halloween
In this town
Don't we love it now?
Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back
And scream like a banshee
Make you jump out of your skin
This is Halloween, everyone scream
Wont' ya please make way for a very special guy
Our man jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King
This is Halloween, this is Halloween
Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
In this town we call home
Everyone hail to the pumpkin song
La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!
- The Nightmare Before Christmas (This is Halloween)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUvJ_mGJnRw
HAPPY HALLOWEEN !!!
Isn't this the BEST holiday? You get to dress up like something/someone else... whatever you want... imagination running wild... and then gorge yourself to overflowing with candy (mmmm... Reesy Punkin's... got four 6-packs of em' sitting in my desk drawer... since it's Halloween I'm allowed to have more than one... not like I limit myself any other day though... oops... tee hee).
I don't think it gets much better.
Well... actually it does.
So last year... I hardly had any kids at my house. And I'm in a prime neighborhood for kids. Oh noooo... they all stuck to the other side of the development... Well. Hmph. FINE. I bought all candy that I like anyway so I would be able to enjoy it if there were leftovers. So THERE. :p (mmmmm... Baby Ruth... mmmm Reese's anything.... mmmmmmm... Snickers.... mmmmmmMMMMMMM... STOP IT. *sheepish grin* hee).
I digress.
Poor Dooley had to be locked in the kitchen so he wouldn't scare the beejeesus out of the poor little kiddies who knocked (the very few who did) on the door. So it's getting late right? I finally realize that no one wants to come to my house.... (wwaaaaahhhhhh!) and release the beast.
At that EXACT moment... DING DONG.
Dooley's new nickname is Doorbell. He hears the doorbell or someone knocking and barking/flipping out commences. He makes a beeline for the door (which is all glass by the way) and barks like there is no tomorrow. (He is a Golden Retriever but packs a bark like a Rottweiler)
I reach the door bare seconds after him and...
Standing there is a terrified little boy... eyes like saucers... hand still halfway down from the doorbell. Frozen.
Is it horrible of me to think this is hilariously funny? Hey, I was nice. I gave the kid like 2 or 3 handfulls of candy. Though I should have given him another pair of pants cuz you know his were ruined.
Good quotes...
I'll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween. ~Author Unknown
'Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out Contagion to this world.~William Shakespeare
Hold on, man. We don't go anywhere with "scary," "spooky," "haunted," or "forbidden" in the title. ~Shaggy, Scooby-Doo
When witches go riding,and black cats are seen,the moon laughs and whispers,‘tis near Halloween.~Author Unknown
There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,May luck be yours on Halloween.~Author Unknown
Funny stuff...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
What does a ghost get when he falls and scrapes his knee?
A boo boo...
What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo...
What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
A pumpkin patch...
What do you call a dead chicken that likes to scare people?
A Poultrygeist...
More funny stuff...
www.comics.com
www.cavernsofblood.com/halloween-jokes/
BOO!!
*giggling* tee hee... gotcha.
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