(past crazy) The Daily Crazy - 9/7/07 (afternoon edition)

*singing*
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
Wemoweh, wemoweh, wemoweh, wemoweh
Wemoweh, wemoweh, wemoweh, wemoweh"
- The Tokens

*maniacal laughter* HA HA HA! You all KNOW this is SO getting stuck in your head... tee hee hee...

This is the kind of song that one person starts... then others join in... come on, you know you want to do it... right in the office... get a conga line going... (I could break into the very obvious Gloria Esteban version of Conga... however, I'll refrain... feel free to hum it amonst yourselves... )

So...

I have one question for all of you... VERY serious.... I mean... give this question a good amount of time, thought, and effort...

WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?

I mean... you put your right foot in... you put your right foot out... you put your right foot in and you shake it all about... that's like.... DEEP.

Take a moment...

Moment passed. Ok, on another note....

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no ....

There are two cowboys in a kitchen... Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range...

Did you hear that someone broke into our local police station and stole the toilet?
Now the cops have nothing to go on...