(past crazy) The Daily Crazy - 9/20/07

*singing*
"You woke up this morning
Got yourself a gun,
Mama always said you'd be
The Chosen One.
She said: You're one in a million
You've got to burn to shine,
But you were born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning

When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
When you woke up this morning,
You got yourself a gun."
- Alabama 3 (Woke Up This Mornin')

Captains log... Stargate... oh who CARES.

Day 4. Got some sleep. Four WHOLE hours. *insert sarcasm here*

*grumble.... hrumph... scratch head... grumble.... rub eyes... grumble... expletive*

Alarm goes off on cell phone. Cell phone go flying. Broken? GOOD. Better be.

Why blare that annoying sound and aim it at my melon. *meeep.... meeep.... MEEP...* .... *eyebrow raised... smirk* ...... *GIANT MALLET from behind my back.... WHAM! .... aaahhh... silence is bliss*

Because I am grumpy and evil....

*SINGING LOUDLY TO BE SURE THIS GETS STUCK IN YOUR HEAD*

"Oh I'm a gummy bear... yes I'm a gummy bear.... oh I'm a funny little chummy little yummy bear. Oh yeah. Ah ah... be dooby dooby yum yum... ah ah dooby dooby yum yum... gummy gummy gummy gummy bear... POP!*

To do...

Please see the link below and enjoy. You must see this. muuuaahhhhhh muuhhaaaaaa... *GRIN*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i99OFLyaw4c

Funny joke...

A guy walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said... "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The receptionist behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her every "need." You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.

The guy, wide-eyed, said, "You're BS'in me!"

The receptionist said, "Yeah, well... you started it."