Sunday, October 21, 2007

(past crazy) The Daily Crazy - 9/17/07

*singing*
Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, Im gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust"
- Queen (Another One Bites the Dust)

So it's Monday morning... *SIGH* And... we have another man down. As of Friday another person was let go. Now we have everyone playing "swish ... duck!" again with the ax... Oh what fun... (it is to ride on a one horsed open sleigh ... hey! jingle bells...) Wait... way too early for that... though with the way things are going at the office, we should probably celebrate the holiday's early.

Have I told you how excellent macoroni & cheese is? Just wanted to be sure I made that QUITE clear. I had some KFC this weekend (DELICIOUS)... even better with macoroni & cheese... mmmm... and their biscuits... mmmm... and their mashed potatoes... OH hello heart attack on a plate... come gimme a hug... Add beer? It's pure heaven. I really shouldn't type hungry...

Anyway...

I have plenty of things for you to ponder...

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

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