"I was working in the lab late one night
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight
For my monster from his slab began to rise
And suddenly to my surprise
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
He did the mash
He did the monster mash
From my laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the vampires feast
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included Wolf Man
Dracula and his son
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash"
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, "The Crypt-Kicker Five"
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They played the mash
It caught on in a flash
They played the mash
They played the monster mash
Out from his coffin, Drac's voice did ring
Seems he was troubled by just one thing
He opened the lid and shook his fist
And said, "Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?"
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
The monster mash
And it's a graveyard smash
It's now the mash
It's caught on in a flash
It's now the mash
It's now the monster mash
Now everything's cool, Drac's a part of the band
And my monster mash is the hit of the land
For you, the living, this mash was meant too
When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash
The monster mash
And do my graveyard smash
Then you can mash
You'll catch on in a flash
Then you can mash
Then you can monster mash"
- Bobby "Boris" Pickett (Monster Mash)
tee hee. mischief night. Everyone got their TP and shaving cream ready? *GRIN*
tee hee. mischief night. Everyone got their TP and shaving cream ready? *GRIN*
hahahahahaha! Black cat... TP? Get it? hahahahahahaha! Ok. Moment passed. Moving on...
Oh the stories I have about mischief night... Oh no. I never went out. I was always the VICTIM. My "friends" liked to hit my house every year. Note the quotes around the word "FRIENDS." And every year you know who caught heat for it? ME. It was MY fault my "friends" hit my house. RIGHT.
Though I have to admit... I can understand the frustration. It wasn't just TP and shaving cream at my house. It was like the 4th of July combined with Mardi Gras. Interesting combo you say? Well when kids get you with TP & shaving cream... and then take it to the next level where they set off fireworks and draw a pair of breasts in the road with an arrow towards your house? YUP. Not the least bit embarrassing.
So the following year... *GRIN* We sat outside and lay in wait for the little bas... I mean kids. With a hose, eggs, shaving cream, and TP. *EVIL GRIN* It was really cold that year too. Here they come... creeping up to the house... giggling along the way and... WHAM! They didn't know what hit them. Sweet revenge. muhahahahahahah
Oh and by the way....
BOO!
This fun "little" (again, note the quotes) spider was waiting for me right by the handle of my front door. I went to turn around and push the door closed and...
*eeeeeeyyyyyyiiiIiIIIIPPPPPEEEEE!!!!!!!!*
Just in time for Halloween.
Funny stuff...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
Q: Why do hummingbirds hum?
A: Because they don't know the words.
Q: Where does a blackbird go for a drink?
A: To a crow bar.
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie-talkie.
Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.
Q: Why don't they play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs.
More funny stuff...
More funny stuff...
1 comment:
Oh, Jenny!
I needed the giggles today!
Thanx vm.
xoxo
Grammy
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