(past crazy) The Daily Crazy - 9/10/07

*singing*
"Hey Mickey you're so fine,
you're so fine you blow my mind
hey Mickey..."
- Toni Basil (Mickey)

tee hee hee .... sing that all day and love it.

Good Monday Morning to everyone (well... sorry... almost afternoon...)! Aren't we SO glad to be back at work? UGH.

Again... I'm faced with having lots work to do. What. is. this. MADNESS?

I have to continue my rant on macoroni & cheese... (Kraft Dinner... *snicker*) Sponge Bob Square Pants shapes this time... You know what it's great with? BEER. You must combine the two as often as possible. Really. And remember my directions on how to make it the "correct" way. It must be made in that fashion to really and truly go well with beer.

*singing* "Who lives in a pineapple under the sea... Sponge Bob Square Pants!" combined with "K R A F T"

Know what else is really good? Chocolate and Beer. Mmmm... delicious. Especially when it's chocolate & peanut butter. I mean one of those giant Reese's Big Cups... not the wimpy little ones... Oh no. If you're gonna do it, get serious about it.

Seems there are a lot of food substances out there that go very well with beer. I must continue sampling...

Moving on...

Some funny jokes...

#1
There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig.The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again.A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them.He said to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!"The hole digger replied, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."

#2
There was this little guy sitting in a bar, drinking his beer, minding his own business when all of a sudden this great big dude comes in and -- WHACK!! -- knocks him off the bar stool and onto the floor. The big dude says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." The little guy thinks "GEEZ," but he gets back up on the stool and starts drinking again when all of a sudden -- WHACK!! -- the big dude knocks him down AGAIN and says, "That was a judo chop from Japan." So the little guy has had enough of this... He gets up, brushes himself off and quietly leaves. The little guy is gone for an hour or so when he returned. Without saying a word, he walks up behind the big dude and -- WHAM!!!" -- knocks the big dude off his stool, knocking him out cold!!! The little guy looks at the bartender and says, "When he gets up, tell him that's a crowbar from Sears.