*singing*
"hot like hot wings with hot chocolate in he-ll
cold like in my isolation cell
in the winter
while kissing mr. freeze
take the weather man
and throw him away
love is a desert and i need it to rain
you are so good at keeping me company
you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath
noah's elephants are leaving the ark in eights
during the upside of my manic depressive state
crickets sing in 3 part harmony
i try to walk away
i choke and i stumble
i'm flying back so listen close when i mumble
that you are so good at keeping me company
you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath
it never adds up when you do your math
you're relating to a psychopath
yes i'm real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath
medication is slow
and it's when it kicks in
that my mind chooses to go
my feel better begins
just when i get attached
it endsit's insane
I’d rather remain a psycho
1 2 3 4
cartoon figures dance in my head
i said love is butter won't you be my bread
you are so good at keeping me company
you are relating to a psychopath
your role model is in therapy
you must be real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath
it never adds up when you do your math
you're relating to a psychopath
yes i'm real far gone
you're relating to a psychopath
oh a psychopath
i am demented
my mind is bendin'
my brain is twisted
baby keep me company
you must be a psycho too
love is butter won't you be my bread
that's what i said
psychotic
psychosis
my manic depressive state is great
on the upside
it's the love side
love is butter won't you be my bread
did you hear what i said"
- Macy Gray (Relating to a Psychopath)
Gotta love Macy Gray. That woman is COMPLETELY out of her mind and I love her. :) I had to throw the whole song in here... it's too funny! Enjoy! And of course, if you want to hear it... there is always my ever faithful companion. YouTube.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5E6RDQamql8
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!
So ask yourselves... what kind of day is today? Is it a Peanut Butter Cracker & Tuna Sandwich kind of day? Or a Wheat & Cheese Cracker & Egg Salad Sandwich day?
Know what kind of day it is for ME? It's a .... "SWEET! It's Friday and there's bagels and munchkins in the kitchen for a birthday" kind of day. *grinning from ear to ear...*
I wonder what this means... will it bring luck? Or DOOM.... *du du duuuuuuun* Stay tuned.... *she says as she quivers with fear and anticipation...*
Funny stuff...
funny 1
Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working, so she called a Repairman. He couldn't accommodate her with an evening appointment, and, since she had to go to work the next day, she told him: "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you the check. By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't bother you. But, whatever you do, not under any circumstances talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest looking doberman he had ever seen. But, just like she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the repairman go about his business.
However, the whole time he was there, the parrot drove him nuts with his incessant cursing, yelling, and name-calling. Finally the repairman couldn't stand it any longer and yelled: "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!" To which the parrot replied: "Get him, Spike!
funny 2
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe and says, "A beer for me, and one for the giraffe, please." So they proceed to drink. Then: "...a shot for me and one for the giraffe, too" And they keep drinking all evening.
Finally the giraffe passes out on the floor of the bar. The guy pays the tab and gets up to leave. The bartender shouts out, "Hey! You're not going to leave that lying on the floor, are you?"
The guy replies "That's not a lion... it's a giraffe."
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