The Daily Crazy - October 4, 2007

*singing*
"Whoa oh oh oh

Whoa oh oh oh

A penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insides

Or a fortune for your disaster

I'm just a painter and I'm drawing a blank

We only want to sing you to sleep

In your bedroom speakers, whoa

We need umbrellas on the inside

Get me just right

They say quitters never win

But We walk the plank on a sinking ship

There's a world outside of my front door

That gets off on being down

Oh oh oh oh

I could learn to pity fools as I'm the worst of all

And I can't stop feeling sorry for myself

Whoa"
- Fall Out Boy (Don't You Know Who I Think I Am?)

First of all... I have to say ... I LOVE THIS BAND. What's funny? So does my 15-year old sister. Hm.

I also love Maroon 5 but their lyrics are WAY too PG-13 / R rated for this e-mail. So... I'll refrain.

Ok. Now for the Pity Party. I am a giant GROUCH today. I feel for the people around me because *snip... GROWL... hiss*

This project is dumb. And I'm sleepy. And it's gloooooomy outside. It's a day to stay in bed. Not a day to be at work. B L E G H. (a blegh to put Snoopy to shame...) *wailing with despair...*

Now that I've complained enough... well, not enough... but don't want to bore you with my woes...

Funny stuff...

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.

He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said....

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

More funny stuff...