The Daily Crazy - October 3, 2007

*singing*
"I like to dream yes, yes, right between my sound machine
On a cloud of sound I drift in the night
Any place it goes is right
Goes far, flies near, to the stars away from here

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away

Last night I held Aladdin's lamp
And so I wished that I could stay
Before the thing could answer me
Well, someone came and took the lamp away
I looked around, a lousy candle's all I found

Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
Well, you don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free
Close your eyes girl
Look inside girl
Let the sound take you away"
- Steppenwolf (Magic Carpet Ride)


Oh joy and rapture. Today has started off as a doozie...

I have a project to work on .... WOOT!!! Time for me to THINK. SWEET.

However... as I go to work on this awesome project... I think to check my voice mail and.... a horrible angry voice is there... yelling and saying things like "you have to think..." and "why did you do this???" ... and "think before you do something... "

W T F.

Someone called and reemed me out via VOICE MAIL. This is what our world has come to. Don't do it to my face, or even live on the phone... do it via VOICE MAIL. Only thing worse is e-mail.

Oh and it gets better....

This person calls right after I listen to the message and says... "Did you get my voice mail?" Of course, I say yes. And says "It was me... I was wrong... you didn't do anything wrong. I'm sorry." I graciously accept the apology (whilst bearing my teeth to the phone and silently fuming.... *hissss*).

How about the benefit of the doubt? Calling and ASKING me about the situation first... and THEN if I was wrong, justifiably yelling and having a fit. I can take my lumps when deserved. Not so hard right? I learned a lesson here though... I certainly didn't like being yelled at before being asked about the situation. Makes me want to be extra careful not to do that to someone else. Cause folks, it was so NOT COOL.

*grumble.... expletive* TOOL.

I'm done with my rant... Be on the lookout for an afternoon crazy again today... 1) because I have a feeling this project isn't going to take me too long (I'm overly confident) and 2) I have a good story. ;)


Funny blonde joke (coming from a blonde makes it even funnier)...

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"