The Daily Crazy - October 23, 2007

*singing*
"Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna zigazig ha."
- Spice Girls (Wannabe)

That's right. I DID. Spice Girls are BACK baby. Live. It. Up.

I need a moment to unload. Share... deep thoughts...

I seriously need to get my hands on a Klondike bar. Someone mentioned it the other day or it was on TV. But since then I haven't been able to get it out of my head. *singing* "What would you doooOO for a Klondike bar?"

Hm. Ponder that peeps... what would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

I forgot to mention the fantastic lunch I had yesterday. Have you ever tried a tuna melt? Ok, picture that, but with CHICKEN SALAD. O M G. Sooooo .... DELICIOUS.

Anyhoo... nuff about food... don't know why I'm talking about food... I'm stuffed from lunch... mmmMM grilled chicken wrap... "cut it out! ok self..." wait... I promised I wouldn't argue with myself in here and "out" even more of my crazy...*sheepish grin*

Right.

So I bought the coolest mouse EVER. *giggling...tee hee...* it's *giggling* a DOG FACE. *snicker... giggle...* And the EARS are the clickers! Isn't that FANTASTIC? *holding sides... laughing too hard*

See??? Isn't this the CUTEST THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN?

Right. You know it is. :p

Words of wisdom...

“Today will never happen again.
Don’t waste it with a false start or no start at all.”
Og Mandino

“We do not see things as they are:
we see them as we are.”
The Talmud

“The most certain way to succeed is
always to try just one more time.”
Thomas Edison

“There is no challenge more challenging than
the challenge to improve yourself.”
Michael Staley

“Two things never to be angry about:
what you can help and what you cannot.”
Scottish Proverb

“Bee yourself.”
The Genie, Aladdin

"Your confidence is your capacity."
M. K. Soni

Funny stuff...

A guy is driving around Oklahoma and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies. "So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running." "But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars," the guy says. "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a damn liar. He never did any of that stuff."

More funny stuff...

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