(Riff Raff) It's astounding
Time is fleeting
Madness takes it's toll...
(Magenta) Ahh...
(Riff Raff) But listen closely...
(Magenta) Not for very much longer...
(Riff Raff) I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the Time Warp.
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me.
(Riff Raff & Magenta) And the void would be calling.
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.
(Guests) And then a step to the right.
(Narrator) With your hand on your hips.
(Guests) You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Magenta) It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No not at all.
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention.
Well secluded I see all...
(Riff Raff) With a bit of a mind flip...
(Magenta) You're into a time slip...
(Riff Raff) And nothing can ever be the same.
(Magenta) You're spaced out on sensation.
(Riff Raff) Like you're under sedation.
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Columbia) Well, I was walking down the street
Just having a think
When a snake of a guy
Gave me an evil wink.
Well it shook me up
It took me by surprise
He had a pick-up truck
And the devil's eyes
He stared at me
And I felt a change
Time meant nothing
Never would again.
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.
(Guests) And then a step to the right.
(Narrator) With your hands on your hips.
(Guests) You bring you knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust...
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again
(Columbia) Ah! Oh! Oh! Yeoooww...
Ahhhh.
(Guests) Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
(Narrator) It's just a jump to the left.
(Guests) And then a step to the right.
(Narrator) With your hands on your hips.
(Guests) You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
Let's do the Time Warp again.
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Time Warp)
The Coffee Saunter
I’m walking along … down the hall at work… *whistling* do do do… la di da… walking down the hall. Big ol’ grin on my mug. All is well with the world.
Walking along, walking along…. Tee hee hee… la la la… arms swinging… head boppin’ from side to side… la la… huh?
Here comes someone… slowly sauntering along… eyes slowly move left… then slowly right… back and forth… you can almost hear them creaking…
What are they thinking? Slowly gliding along … calculating eyes… *shivers*
*insert record scratching sound HERE*
I stop. Frozen in terror. Short gasps of breath. *deer in headlight eyes* Willing myself to calm down. Don’t wanna have to go home and change my shorts.
Not a sound. Dead silence.
Side bar: I feel like I’m in an episode of Seinfeld.
“Hello … JERRY.”
“Hello… NnnnEWMAN.”
*GULP* “Um… hi… ‘so n so’ How are you?
”Hello…. JENNIFER.”
Duh duh DUUUUUH. Muhahaha muhahaha MUHHAHAHAHAH!! A door SLAMS! A woman SCREAMS in the background!
Ok… so maybe I’m playing this up a LITTLE.
Today I decided to have a cup of coffee. It’s below 0 in here, so I needed something to warm up. I’ll deal with the caffeine high. (tee hee… and so will everyone else around me! Ha ha! *GRIN*)
I go to carry it down the hall… and … I was doing the same thing the “creepies” do when THEY walk down the hall. Complete with the side-to-side eye movement.
I realize… DUH. They're walking slowly so they don’t spill! (because of course we all fill the cup to the brim…) And the eye thing is to make sure someone doesn’t dart outta nowhere and plow you down. (complete with you winding up with a coffee bib)
I have fondly dubbed this movement… The Coffee Saunter.
Funny stuff...
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her,
"Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
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