The Daily Crazy - January 10, 2008

*singing*
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
You may very well be well bred
Lots ot etiquette in your head
But there's always some special case, time or place
To forget etiquette
For instance:
Never smile at a crocodile
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin
Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile
- Never Smile at a Crocodile




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVWuAyWWuAU&feature=related



HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOOLEY!!




My baby is 8 years old today. I've had him since he was 5 weeks old and smaller than a cat... and just a wee beastie. Now he's a big giant smelly hairy monster.

*sniffle... tear...* Momma's lil' man is growin' up. Cody's birthday is next week. He's gonna be 12!

Would I be a big dork if I had a doggie birthday party for them? Complete with party hats and gourmet doggie treats? OOohh... and... *snicker... giggle* Doggie bags? hahahahahahahah!

I would be a dork. Yeah... Hm. Dooley sticks his tongue out at you and says pttth.



Funny stuff...

This cracked me up... Got on a muppets kick when I started singing muh-na muh-na... do do do do do... DEMMIT. it's stuck again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3HhJwae1BQ&feature=related




More Funny stuff...