The Daily Crazy - February 7, 2008

*singing*
Well, we´ve been driving this road
For a mighthy long time
Payin' no mind to the signs
Well this neighborhood's changed
It's all been rearranged
We left that dream somewhere behind

Slow down, you´re gonna crash
Baby you were screaming
It's a blast, blast, blast
Look out babe you got your blinders on
Everybodys looking for a way
To get real gone, real gone
Real Gone
- Sheryl Crow (Real Gone)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwJlWGnhODM




So after yesterday's DC ... all I keep thinking about is the movie... "Cars" And Guido.... saying...

PITSTOP

Funny... *GRIN* I know.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuu8KR4AB5o




Have I mentioned that I am addicted to the game Zuma? Seriously addicted. (go to MSN games... me with the plugs, I swear... you'd think I'd get paid for it but noooooo... ) And once I start playing it, I can't stop until I beat it.

Well, I finally beat it again. But...

I discovered... the Gauntlet.... which you keep playing to get a high score... so you can play... du du duuuuuuuuuuu.... FOREVER.

Oh good grief Charlie Brown. I'm done for.

Funny stuff...

TWENTY NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1 .. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't .
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke .
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder .
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe .
9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!!!!
18 Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23.. They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken .
24 .. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music .
28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.. I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.


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