They tried to make me go to rehab
I said no, no, no.
Yes I been black, but when I come back
You wont know, know, know.
I ain’t got the time
And if my daddy thinks im fine
He’s tried to make me go to rehab
I wont go, go, go.
- Amy Winehouse (Rehab)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RKVbgkfFygY
Ok... This song has nothing to do with my life or this blog WHAT-SO-EVAH. However. It is most firmly lodged in my cranium. And it won't. go. AWAY.
And it won't go, go, go... DEMMIT!
And I said nooo, nooo, no. *&^% !
I am extremely cranky. Not only do I have this song stuck... that I don't even LIKE by the way... I have this strange feeling about today. I've had it all weekend. And therefore.... BING! You got it. No sleep for me.
I kind of look like.... well... like this...
Frightening... I know. Tell me about it.
So, basically I'm running on sheer will and caffeine.
I think someone is going to have to peel me off the ceiling soon...
Anyhoo... I digress...
All I can say is... I think the end is near. At least I can see the boulder coming. I'm just not smart enough to step out of the way. Or like in the cartoons, I'm stepping to the side, but it's gonna hit me anyway.
To ponder...
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?"
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if he's going to look up there anyway?
More funny stuff...
1 comment:
What the heck do they do over there? Sneak up on you with a brick? You sound like you need to go shopping at Acme.com and get some stuff to do battle. You are not dealing with a little roadrunner, remember. However, I know the feeling, so I am not one to deal out the advice, but I do make a mean cup of Chamomile tea!
Wemember who wuvs ya, baby!
Gramma Wabbit
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