Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Daily Crazy - February 26, 2008

*singing*
I am the bad one,
Distant and cruel one,
I am the dream that,
Keeps you running down,
With distraction,
Violent reaction,
Scars of my actions,
Watch me running out,

Hell doesn't want them.
Hell doesn't need them.
Hell doesn't love them.
The Devil's Rejects
The Devil's Rejects
- Rob Zombie (The Devil's Rejects)

I know, crazy song. But I almost used Dragula, Living Dead Girl, or Superbeast... and then you would have run away screaming. Trust me. (or all hunted me down with pitchforks... while I run to the nearest church crying "Santuary! Sanctuary!")

Whoosh... I've lost it.

Anyhoo...

So have any of you ever tried Almond Butter? It's like natural Peanut Butter... but with... well with Almonds. (right... insert "stating the obvious" here) Hellooooooo delicious. I am completely addicted to it. Though... it's ridiculous expensive. I swear, it's like $12 for one jar of it. Oy. But you slather some of it on a whole wheat eggo and throw some dried cranberries on top? Good grief. I cannot express quite how delicious that is.

Now that I've gotten that out of the way...

Some Funny-Ness for you... how to be... oh, nice?.... I'll give it a whirl. Note how "subtle" I am. I seriously couldn't resist. I have to talk about this...

My dog eats cigarette butts. Why? Who knows. His need for a "fix?"

When they originally started to disappear, it was suggested to me that "small animals might be carrying them away... you know, to use for nesting..." RIGHT. *cough*

Anyway, I caught my dog in the act and immediately put the kibosh on it. Let's face it, that CAN'T be good for him. I'll have to put him on the patch for crying out loud. (this is ... of course... Dooley I'm talking about here).

For some reason unknown to me... which must stem from a complete lack of all sense in this brief "shining" moment... the cigarette butts started reappearing... unbeknownst to me... I mean, why on EARTH would there be a repeat of this? No worries... Hm.

I let the dog out ... and where does he go? Directly to the butts to start chomping away. (needless to say, it is so gross to watch I nearly lost my breakfast).

I tell you. Madness.

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Movie Clip...

I Tivo'd Army of Darkness the other day and started watching it while getting ready for work this morning. This movie is hilarious. (original being Evil Dead)

"You found me beautiful once... " "Well honey, you got real ugly."

"Clatu... verata... ne *cough cough cough*"

"Groovy."

"Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town."


http://youtube.com/watch?v=ITKHcY-q90M



Funny stuff...













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So are you saying that after having a long discussion with an un-named person about the butts, they did it again...I would place the butts in a pocket of pants they have to wash - see what happens next...... what is it you say (insert evil laugh here)LOL

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