*singing* Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, We'll tak a cup of kindness yet, For auld lang syne!
HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL!!
My New Years Resolution:
Roll with the punches. And smile. A lot.
Not much to say today folks. Gonna make like a banana and split outta this place early. (make like a tree and leaf... hahahahaha... ) I wanted to be sure to wish everyone a Happy! I'm so happy... I'm inspired to dance...
*singing* Show me the way to go home... I'm tired and I wanna go to bed... Well I had a little drink about an hour ago... And it went right to my head...
Help me. I am so BORED.
No one is here at work. I bailed out yesterday and didn't show... today is sheer TORTURE. Playing in traffic seems more tolerable than this madness.
Perhaps I'll dig up some delicious lunch. Hmmmm... soup and salad? Bong and a blitz? Smoke and a pancake? Pipe and a crepe? YouTube... save me!
*singing* Don't want tinsel, don't want bows Don't want Rudolph's shiny nose I'm gonna eat for Christmas
From my diet I will stray But I'll workout the next day (Oh what a shock!) Gonna eat for Christmas
It's a time for giving Won't you give me mashed potatoes and ham? It's a time for sharing Are you gonna polish off those yams?
You mean these? No? Yes I am
I don't say this to be nice I'll have more black beans and rice Gonna eat for Christmas
At the family shindig Gonna be the Christmas pig But I'll leave some room I'm planning quite a buffet Please don't throw away That leftover food Santa gave us some advice To be naughty's very nice Cause when you're stuffed It'll always feel like Christmas to you!
Oh, that was exhausting, oh we got a break now? Oh, yeah I am so hungry Glo, what'ya got? Put down that sandwich Well, do you have anything... You can't eat now I can eat this now No, there's no time How much time do we have? We're almost going to sing now.. Let me just..wait..I can swallow..you take the first part Get her some water for god sake I'll join you, go.
There's a twinkle in my eye For a piece of pumpkin pie Gonna eat for Christmas
WOOT! It's Friday!! AND the last work day before Christmas! SWEET!! I am gonna live it up and eat some yummy grub. mmmmmMMMM... Christmas cookies... DELICIOUS.
I SO don't want to be here at work. *pout*
As you can tell by my profile pic... I am a gigantic dork. Selp-portrait on my cell phone. Wearing antlers, a blinking nose, and a rudolph t-shirt. *GRIN* I am so cool.
I am waiting to get kicked outta my office for breaking dress code. NICE! Oooh darn... send me home early right before the holidays? BUMMER.
Ok, I'm acting like a bad-ass. I totally brought another shirt just in case. I try...
separated at birth...
Now I've seen everything...
Good movie clip...
I thought of this movie yesterday when I used the Harry Potter List. Two characters from "Love, Actually" were in HP. I love this movie... great for the holidays. *tear... sniffle* And I LOVE this song!
*singing* Oh Jingle Bells... Jingle Bells... Jingle all the way... Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh HEY! Jingle Bells... Jingle Bells...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Sing it and love it peeps. *giggle...snicker* No matter how hard you fight it... you will hum it under your breath when you least expect it. DOH! Tee hee...
or I can hit you with... *hem hem... clearing throat...singing*
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ring Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun Now the jingle hop has begun
Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time Dancing and prancing in Jingle Bell Square In the frosty air.
What a bright time, it's the right time To rock the night away Jingle bell time is a swell time To go gliding in a one-horse sleigh
Giddy-up jingle horse, pick up your feet Jingle around the clock Mix and a-mingle in the jingling feet That's the jingle bell, That's the jingle bell, That's the jingle bell rock.
And OMG what HAPPENED to Billy Idol? Check out this video... YIKES. This is just... sad.
I am going stir crazy in this office! Arg. Want. Out. Of. This. Building. *snuffle... grunt*
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*HIGH PITCHED SQUEAL* YIPE. *lip quiver*
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Awwwwwwwww.... kitty.
I'm bored. Can you tell? I have a boatload of work to do. And I just say NO. I dinna wanna. So there.
Insert random Rudolph pic here...
Funny stuff...
YOU KNOW YOU ARE TOO BIG A HARRY POTTER FAN WHEN...
You mutter nonsense latin words under your breath.
You call your least favorite teacher Snape.
Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.
You actually ask for a broom for Christmas.
You mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight.
You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses. (Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.)
You were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.
You had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.
The wand order mistake in GOF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.
You point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these muggles dream up!"
You collect plugs.
You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible
Before getting up to get something, you always try to summon it first. Accio TV remote!
You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it.
You were reduced to tears when you finally had book 7 in your hands.
You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions, and all your friends think you're mad.
You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear.
When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move.
You yell into the "tellyfone."
You get extraordinarily emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme".
Despite being an American, you use the word "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.
You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).
You name all of your pets after HP characters.
You get in to heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.
You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1980 and Ron's birthday is March 3rd, 1980 even though it never said in the books.
You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and your friends don't have any idea who you're talking about.
You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!" over and over again, even for the most trivial differences.
You count the days until you're old enough for your apparating license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.
*singing* "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep Down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then, I saw Mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been If Daddy had only seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night." - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus (John Mellencamp version)
Shopping and crafting to be done today folks. (this means... I'm not at work... I point and laugh at you! ha ha!!) I'm going to brave the masses and see if I can finish up. Hey, with like... 4-5 days to spare? Not bad huh? Last minute is running out on Christmas Eve.
*twitch....sniffle...twitch* Who am I KIDDING? THIS is last minute for me. I am WAY too high strung to do this to myself. Add a cup of coffee to the mix and you'll be peeling me off the ceiling. Oy.
Anyhoo...
I'm gonna keep this one short. And... kill you with CUTENESS. Lookit this face...
Dooley... the wonder years...
Awwww... ain't I so freakin' CUTE??? I only look sweet an innocent... I mean... I AM smaller than the cat...
I stick my tongue out at you and go PPPPTTTTHHHHHH! I am such a bad boy, but you love me anyway...
I give you my seal face and say "roo roooooo" in my cutest voice. This way... you will not yell at me when you find out I ate your bra. Oh and that I'm gonna bite... hard... with my sharp pointy teeth... until I'm 6 months old...
Extreme closeup of me... the handsome devil that I am. Admit it. You're smitten. I know.
Unfortunately, I don't have baby pictures of Cody since he was a "rescue." (and he hates having his picture taken... like his momma!) I found him through the Humane Society. They have a list of animals waiting for a home. He has been my shadow ever since I brought him home. I couldn't ask for a more loyal dog... and friend. My two boys are everything to me. They are ... of course... gonna be spoiled rotten for Christmas...
I bought them this stuffed pheasant toy (they had one before but ripped it's head off). You squeeze it and it goes.... WOOOOOONK. *GRIN*
Funny stuff...
Why did Harry Potter have to repeat his first year at Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft?
*singing* "I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry My father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry well Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some music on while I pour
The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there Say, what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell I ought to say no, no, no, sir - Mind if I move a little closer At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride I really can't stay - Baby don't hold out Ahh, but it's cold outside
C'mon baby
I simply must go - Baby, it's cold outside The answer is no - Ooh baby, it's cold outside This welcome has been - I'm lucky that you dropped in So nice and warm -- Look out the window at that storm My sister will be suspicious - Man, your lips look so delicious My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh your lips look delicious Well maybe just a half a drink more - Never such a blizzard before
I've got to go home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there Say, lend me your comb - It's up to your knees out there You've really been grand - Your eyes are like starlight now But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Making my life long sorrow At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died I really can't stay - Get over that old out Ahh, but it's cold outside
Baby it's cold outside
Brr its cold…. It's cold out there Cant you stay awhile longer baby Well…..I really shouldn't...alright
Make it worth your while baby Ahh, do that again…" - Baby It's Cold Outside
One of my favorite parts from the movie Elf. I crack up every time he hits the lockers. Seriously, nothin' like physical comedy. *GRIN*
I wasn't gonna bring this up, but I just can't help myself. The thought occurs to me and I must write about it. It's the way I roll.
You know what really makes my day? A really comfortable pair of underwear. Oh yes. I said it. Like you all really need to know about my skivvies right? But it's true! And maybe in telling you this it will help improve your day someday. A comfy pair of drawers and all is right with the world.
I found the comfiest pair of thermal (oh yes, thermal) shorts that are like cute granny panties. And I'm proud of it demmit! I swear I have the toastiest toosh in all the land. I'm telling ya... a warm bum just makes ya smile.
Trust me... the next time you know it's gonna be a rough day? Comfy undies. And then? You can take over the world.
Anyhoo...
Another one of my favorite parts... tears... pouring... out... my ... eyes... laughing... too ... hard...
It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.
*singing* (I am da Crazy Frog!) "ring ding ding ding ding, ring ding ding... bum bum! Last Christmas, I gave you my heart But the very next day, You gave it away This year, to save me from tears I'll give it to someone special" - Da Crazy Frog singin' (George Michael's Last Christmas)
We had a nice wintry mix Saturday night into Sunday. Not too bad. Eh.
Well, of course, I pulled the ol' lift your windshield wipers up on the car so they don't freeze to the window. Right?
Hm.
Well this morning... hmmm... I see a bunch of snow bunched up around the bottoms of the wipers on my Pathfinder. Hmmmmm.... Nah... that'll come off easy...
Right.
Frozen solid. Ice PACKED around my wipers. They weren't budgin'. So my windshield wipers were stuck up and out. Oy.
I was able to defrost the car enough to chip away a little of the ice. So they were about halfway down. But they are probably toast from swayin' in the breeze as I boogied around 80mph down 287 this morning. (speeding... since I was running late... because of the good time I was havin' makin' ice sculptures outta my windshield wipers).
Did I mention it's near Wizard of Oz windy out today too? Happy Monday all.
Insert random funny HERE. Tee hee... It's been a while ...
Funny stuff... One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean.
It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu."
"Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita.
"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.
"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita.
"Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me."
Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll do Weeweechu."
Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....
"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."
O.K. admit it, you thought it was going to be something nasty, didn't you.
I'm funny. Actually, I think I'm HILARIOUS. You laugh? It's a bonus.
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
- Mark Twain
