The Daily Crazy: The Daily Crazy

*singing*
It's the perfect time of year
Somewhere far away from here
I feel fine enough, I guess
Considering everything's a mess.
There's a restaurant down the street
Where hungry people like to eat
I could walk, but I'll just drive
It's colder than it looks outside.

It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone...then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.

It's the perfect time of day
To throw all your cares away
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
And run through with my gym shorts on.
Take a drink right from the hose
And change into some drier clothes
Climb the stairs up to my room
Sleep away the afternoon.

It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.

Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Pinch Me
Pinch Me
Cos I'm still asleep.
Please God
Tell Me
That I'm still asleep

On an evening such as this
It's hard to tell if I exist
If I Packed a car and leave this town
Who'll notice that I'm not around?
I could hide out under there
I just made you say 'underwear'
I could leave but I'll just stay
All my stuff's here anyway.
It's like a dream - you try to remember but it's gone, then ya
Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya
Try to see the world beyond your front door.

Take your time cos the way I rhyme's gonna make you smile, when ya
Realise that with a guy my size it might take a while, just to
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Try to figure out what all this is for.
Try to see the world beyond your front door.
Try to figure out what all this is for.
- Barenaked Ladies (Pinch Me)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=40pP24P3Ztk

Oh the first day at the new job. So scary! But SO exciting!! So laid back... so mellow... so... completely different from what I'm used to? Hm.

Seriously though... I'm pretty happy with my decision. At least from what I've seen so far. Oh and did I mention this place has a cafeteria? Fresh subs made right in front of you... breakfast... lunch... coffee (Starbucks baby...yeah!)... Cozy lunchroom to chill in. Fantastic. *GRIN*

I have to keep pinching myself. And keep myself from asking "what's the catch?" Oy. Let's not go THERE.

So we'll see how tomorrow goes. Today was just orientation. Tomorrow I get to meet everyone in my department, meet my desk, get the tour, etc. All the fun stuff! Then on to training. *gulp*

Well... nuff of that. Now on to another fabulous topic...

BEER.

I seriously dig a good burger and a beer. Throw smelly sauteed onions, mushrooms, cheese, and some bacon on the burger (which of course just walked up to my plate and keeled over)... greasy fries on the side... along with a frosty brew in front of me? And all is right with my world.

Now brace yourself for some mega advertising/plugging here.

I usually go for the Michelob Ultra Light (straight out of the bottle... I don't even try to pretend I'm a lady). Well... I tried a new beer this past weekend. And it was...

Sam Adams Light. YUM.

Oh stop. Yes, LIGHT. I go for the light beer or I won't be able to fit the burger and fries which are equally important (ok, beer still comes first but I want my cake and I want to eat it too... of course there is dessert after all this, duh). Beer fills you up and even though I can EAT, my belly is still a lady when it comes to the brew.

Mmmmm. Beer. Here is some good advice from the McKenzie brothers on how to score free beer. (watch Strange Brew. you will laugh. a lot.)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3H5hKZznc14