The Daily Crazy - December 6, 2007

*singing*
"This is a song, that uh, there's alot of xmas songs out there, but not
Too many about hanukkah, so I wrote a song for all those nice little jewish
Kids who dont get to hear any hanukkah songs--here we go...

Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
It's so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,

Hanukkah is the festival of lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.

When you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:

David lee Roth lights the menorrah,
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah

Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli,
Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli.

Paul Newmans half jewish; Goldie Hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin jew!

You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both jewish!

Put on your yalmulka, its time for hanukkah,
The owner of the seattle super sonic-ahs celebrates hanukkah.

O.j. Simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of Famerrod Carew--(he converted!)

We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!

Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
Well, he's not, but guess who is:all three stooges.

So many jews are in show biz--
Tom Cruise isnt, but I heard his agent is.

Tell your friend Veronica, its time you celebrate hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely hanukkah.

So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your mara-juanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy
Hanukkah.
Happy Hanukkah!"
- Adam Sandler (The Hannukkah Song)


I watched the movie "Scrooged" last night. I think it has joined my list of favorite Christmas movies. Right now, the list is as follows:

ELF (*loooooong BURP* "Did you hear that?".... "I like smiling, smiling's my favorite")

Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (*singing* had a very shiny nose... oh here we go...)

A Christmas Story ("you'll shoot your eye out!"... "Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!")

The Muppet Christmas Carol ("I am not a shrimp! I'm a King Prawn!" ... wait... that's Pepe from Muppets in Space... hm...)

and now... SCROOGED.

I laughed so hard my belly hurt. Especially at Carol Kane as the Ghost of Christmas Present. La la la... happy fairy... la la la... so cute... *giggling* WHAM! Toaster to the face.

Physical comedy. Most excellent. *GRIN*



http://youtube.com/watch?v=3lOU8aaYhHc



Funny stuff...

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day although he had not shown up for work.

Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
" Hello ? "

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

" Yes ," whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, " No ."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?"
" Yes ."

"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, " No ."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

" Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"

" No, he's busy ", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

" Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked,
"What is that noise?"

" A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?"
demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered,
" The search team just landed a helicopter ."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice
replied with a muffled giggle...
"ME ".

More funny stuff...
http://www.comics.com/